The Worst Flat Ads Ever

Nothing makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time as much as a terrible spare room or roommate advert. Seriously, where did all the nice, cheap rooms go, London?

Hilariously absurd, but depressingly desperate, these are the worst property adverts ever written. You won’t find any adverts like these on our site. Promise.

This “Authentic” Artist’s Loft


“Highly recommended a sleeping bag as there is minimal furniture”.

We know artists are used to slumming it, but this is going a bit far.

This High-Tech Dual-Use Horizontal Surface Unity


 Come on, let’s just call it what it is. It’s a futon cover on a desk. And it was listed at £74 a week in (where else) London.

It was all going so well! Always read ‘til the end of the adverts, guys.


This 83-Inch Wide House


This Hackney mansion is yours for just a quarter of a million! That’s a mere £3,000 per inch of width!

How Did They Even Get The Mattress in There?!


At £700 a month, you’d hope that TV at least has freeview… somehow I think it might not.

Bonus Round: This Comedy Genius


This is really worth the read.

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